I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
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I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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