can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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