I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
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And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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