This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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