absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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