You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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