Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
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I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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