went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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