I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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