We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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