I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
you would pick up someone in the library
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
Randomize