my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
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Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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