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I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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