Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
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Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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