You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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