I'm really into asian looking animals
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
