I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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