Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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