Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
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I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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