apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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