No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i just made my gag reflex go away.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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