Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Randomize
