Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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