i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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