We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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