he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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