we have officially lost it.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
