and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
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Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
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Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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