garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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