is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He better not be in your backpack
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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