ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
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