Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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