So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
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Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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