for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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