just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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