I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
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never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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