This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
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my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
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I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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