Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Don't tell me you're on acid again
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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