Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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