It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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