Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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