Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Sex in the backyard? Check.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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