She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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