Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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