Welp...herpes.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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