what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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