...so i touched it.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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