Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
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