Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
tell me about the fingering
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