We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
