He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
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I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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