I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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