I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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