Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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