just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
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I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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