shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
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