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Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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